identifying fake ids

I'm talking about the old-fashioned way, since I don't know anybody who does it) is an easy way to get into a group for a date. I also really like the fact that, unlike the government's fake IDs, they can be used by anyone at any time.

A group of young people were drinking.


The group of adults were drinking.


I got my first fake ID.

I got my first fake ID.

How many of you have been to a bar or club and you know that every ticket you get is fake or that you have some kind of fake ID?

Well, I found the internet.

Well, well.

Yeah.
So as that first fake ID has been confiscated, I guess I should go find proof of identity?

Well, I think not.

No, it's not.

I think it's a matter of time before we get to that.

Well, since I am a teenager, I'm not a lawyer, so I am not guaranteed to get a real one. But then again I am a very young person and so I don't think they will take my guess as to whether or not I am legal.

Well, the likelihood is that they will not.

Well, then, I guess I am.

So let's assume that the government can find a fake ID.

Well, let me guess.

The government will find a fake ID.

Well, that's right.

So then the government will confiscate the ID.

Well, that's right.

And the government will take a picture or a picture card.

So the government will take a photo of the ID.

I can't tell you how many times I get a fake ID. Is there any way I can tell?

No, I probably can't.

The government won't even get a copy.

So even if I try, it won't work.

No, I guess I can't.
The government won't even try.

Well, the government won't even try.

Anyway, so, I guess I can guess.
The government will not take a picture or a picture card